Archive for "Jan 2012"

it burns so good: enter the ghost pepper/bhut jolokia

really, it seems like a “guy thing” but deliciousness iz universal, yo. step up and feel the heat. aaaaaahahhhhhhahahahahh!!!!!!!

how to scare the shit outta yourself in 2 easy steps: el narco and top secret america

holy fucking fuck, ioan grillo has king kong-sized nutz and after reading this i am never, ever going to mexico. EVER! um…seriously? if you were ever concerned that the end of all our freedoms were just around the bend: fear not, my friends, the end is ALREADY HERE. thanks george w. sweet dreams.

blackened heart stew: demdike stare’s elemental

  i’m a touched irked that some of the smoldering nuggets on this deliciously colored vinyl, very limited edition will not be included on the 2 disc cd (later this year) but this drop is just so damn hot; either way you see through the eyes of a killer.   it’s like the soundtrack to [...]

the motherfucking payback: michael caine as harry brown

hmmm. maybe it’s just because i hate fucking opportunistic, parasitic, piece of shit, lowlife scum and, well, therefore love vigilante comeuppance (cause and effect/affect), or maybe it’s because this is THE definitive michael caine flick; a great script, great cast and all michael fucking caine. who fucking cares? trust your ol’ buddy shim: you will [...]

go with god: chimay grande reserve

maybe it’s just me but after tasting this vonder-beer, i can only say: shave your head and pack your bags for belgium. these felonious monks have basically solved pi in beer form. good for what ale’s you-get thee to a monastery, bitchez.

so effing recommended: lourdes castro’s latin grilling

most of the time cooking for the hella-rich and then teaching snotty white kids will turn your old world rustic soul to a crack n’ hookers mush but, not this time. this wonderful book is basically a heartfelt fuck you to tex-mex and reminds us all that brazil, argentina and of course, cuba (just to [...]

in response to carmen tisch defiling clyfford still

hey carmen, get off the crack.

return of the smoov!!! happy 2012 w/ david suzuki’s force of nature and gabrielle hamilton’s blood, bones and butter

happy 2012, and a sincere go fuck yourself to 2011!!!! so i still haven’t finished any music. so i still have piles of half-finished art. so my site still doesn’t have a store and i am working peace-of-mind-crushing jobs. so i didn’t realize half of the creative shit that i felt to be vital and [...]