bringing out the dead: scorsese can even make nicolas cage look good
holy fuck, this is a purdy flik. it’s kinda like watching the matrix, where you have to squint your eyes or just flat out pretend that fucking talent-suck keanu reeves has most certainly NOT been cast as the quasi-savior-esque “neo” just to somehow, some way, enjoy it… ahem. scorsese rocks, despite fucking nicolas cage. filmsmithing. [...]
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it burns so good: enter the ghost pepper/bhut jolokia
really, it seems like a “guy thing” but deliciousness iz universal, yo. step up and feel the heat. aaaaaahahhhhhhahahahahh!!!!!!!
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the motherfucking payback: michael caine as harry brown
hmmm. maybe it’s just because i hate fucking opportunistic, parasitic, piece of shit, lowlife scum and, well, therefore love vigilante comeuppance (cause and effect/affect), or maybe it’s because this is THE definitive michael caine flick; a great script, great cast and all michael fucking caine. who fucking cares? trust your ol’ buddy shim: you will [...]
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frequency spunnin’: surgeon-breaking the frame and v.i.v.e.k.-eyes down
see it with your ears here. and then: eyes down. bass up. oh yes, my f(r)iends. sumo-fat-ne-ess. …
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a st. phatties day x-travaganza: all hail grandma’s boy
AAAAAAAAHHHHH YEAAAAAAHHH!!!! just watch it because this movie is way funnier than me so i’m not even gonna try. yes, it’s silly. so fucking forget green piss ale this year i say, get greener with good ol’ gramma’s boi and have a happy st. phatties day, yerd!
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shim recommends: blu-ray shoot out
you know, it really, really pisses me off when one of my friends pesters me about what the best blu-ray player is and then buys some piece ‘o shite because the salesman said “it’s our top seller!” fuck. here’s the fucking list, if you don’t buy one of these, i can’t help you. (sigh, pass [...]
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i am shim, your humble digital sherpa, dedicated to the rabid promotion of the various communities of experimental music. additionally, many other artistic mediums will have their juicy marrow relinquished, as well as all things of value to be found off the dusty, beaten path. whatever i like, because this is my site, so get [...]
