Archive for the "Ned’s Choice Awards" Category

in the lab w/ dr. shim: kale, cambozola, mushroom and bacon pasta salad

  -crisp 6 slices of quality bacon, cool and crumble -crumble 1/2 a cup of cambozola -pan fry (in butter) 1 cup of baby bella mushrooms (or chanterelles ) -prepare 1 pkg of fiber gourmet rotini pasta -grate 1 cup of gruyere de comte -1/2 cup of whole cream -saute 1 large bunch of dino [...]

bringing out the dead: scorsese can even make nicolas cage look good

holy fuck, this is a purdy flik. it’s kinda like watching the matrix, where you have to squint your eyes or just flat out pretend that fucking talent-suck keanu reeves has most certainly NOT been cast as the quasi-savior-esque “neo” just to somehow, some way,  enjoy it… ahem. scorsese rocks, despite fucking nicolas cage. filmsmithing. [...]

give it to me baby: rick james street songs

now that prince has lost every sweaty drop of his cool, you know that had rick james survived, well, being rick james, he’d still be an xxxtra funky titan of funk. extra props for the rickenbacker bass.  31 years later this album still iz the shit. believe this: he’s rick james, be-yotch!

it burns so good: enter the ghost pepper/bhut jolokia

really, it seems like a “guy thing” but deliciousness iz universal, yo. step up and feel the heat. aaaaaahahhhhhhahahahahh!!!!!!!

the motherfucking payback: michael caine as harry brown

hmmm. maybe it’s just because i hate fucking opportunistic, parasitic, piece of shit, lowlife scum and, well, therefore love vigilante comeuppance (cause and effect/affect), or maybe it’s because this is THE definitive michael caine flick; a great script, great cast and all michael fucking caine. who fucking cares? trust your ol’ buddy shim: you will [...]

go with god: chimay grande reserve

maybe it’s just me but after tasting this vonder-beer, i can only say: shave your head and pack your bags for belgium. these felonious monks have basically solved pi in beer form. good for what ale’s you-get thee to a monastery, bitchez.

return of the smoov!!! happy 2012 w/ david suzuki’s force of nature and gabrielle hamilton’s blood, bones and butter

happy 2012, and a sincere go fuck yourself to 2011!!!! so i still haven’t finished any music. so i still have piles of half-finished art. so my site still doesn’t have a store and i am working peace-of-mind-crushing jobs. so i didn’t realize half of the creative shit that i felt to be vital and [...]

just because: radiohead-king of limbs

in rainbows was/is near impossible to beat and i’m not sure if this does (don’t care) but one things for certain, these guys just keep experimenting and growing in every way. WHOOP!

what he said: doug stanhope

make sure you’ve got your depends on securely or at least put down a sheet of plastic because this fucking comic tsunami will make you laugh so hard you’ll probably pee yourself. i give you, doug stanhope, (probably) the funniest man alive: not on netflix yet so here.   netflix or here.   here.   [...]

king of the wild frontier: mark deutsch and his bazantar

Bazantar, techne follows psyche (2007) from Fey Adelstein on Vimeo. ok so i’m a sucker for stuff like this, but WOW! just gorgeous! more here.