Jul 05 2011
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considering the many related posts, you may have figured out by now, that i love me some miles. maybe love is too weak a word? ahem. anyhoo, this epic read leaves no milestone(sorry) unturned, no matter how much funk might be growing underneath. so authoritatively researched in fact, that miles himself apparently burgled it [...]
Jun 12 2011
Filed In: "World", Austin, Beer, Berlin, Chicago, Cities, Comedy, Computers, Fine Arts, Food, Funk, Home Theatre, Houston, Köln, Local, Los Angeles, Movies, Music, Ned's Choice Awards, New York, Portland, Reviews, San-Francisco, Shim Recommends, Spirits, Weird-Ass Shit, Wine
you know, you probably won’t catch me raving about too many animated titles around the highly sought diet-of-insects forensic/tasting lab-campus/complex, but this, sir/madam, is, the fucking shhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiittt: sam kieth‘s very cool animated version of the maxx. it’s pretty fucking close to the comic, nerdlinger, and the voice characterizations are better than i/you could have imagined; [...]
Tags: barry stigler, glynnis talken, image comics, julie the jungle queen, Michael Haley, mr. gone, mtv animated series, mtv oddities, richard mathes, sam kieth, the maxx, the only thing mtv never screwed up
Jun 05 2011
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see it with your ears here. and then: eyes down. bass up. oh yes, my f(r)iends. sumo-fat-ne-ess. …
Tags: 1933 king kong, bass, bass be thy god, deep medi, dynamic tension records, king kong, phatt spillage, surgeon's breaking the frame, thhump-thump-thump, v.i.v.e.k., v.i.v.e.k.-eyes down
May 12 2011
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fuck! FUCK!!! FUUUUUCKKK!!!! ; love this doc. no one got rich but some people got happy, fuck the rest.
Tags: Brooklyn, eat great food, fuck osama bin laden, i like killing flies, i love new york, in memory of lisa shopsin, kenny shopsin, New York, new york food, only in america, thank you kenny, the old school
Mar 17 2011
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AAAAAAAAHHHHH YEAAAAAAHHH!!!! just watch it because this movie is way funnier than me so i’m not even gonna try. yes, it’s silly. so fucking forget green piss ale this year i say, get greener with good ol’ gramma’s boi and have a happy st. phatties day, yerd!
Tags: ...i'm thinking about getting metal legs, enjoy vodka, go green, gramma's boi, grandma's boy, grandma's boy you so crazy, green piss flavored ale, happy madison presents, happy st. phatties day to all, st. phatties day, you can't just watch it once
aye matey!!! captain fucking morgan this ain’t. this bad-ass spiced rum is inexpeez, almost black in color and tastes of kola syrup (molasses?) and dark chocolate, with hints of ginger, vanilla, cinnamon and cloves. and like all good pirate fare, it’s a hold-fast inducing 94 proof. but worry ye not: it’s as smooth as freshly [...]
Tags: 94 proof, arrrrrrrr! pirates!, charles laughton, clark gable, freshly shaved pussy, fuck captain morgan, kraken black spiced rum, marketing is evil, marlon brando, mel gibson is a super-psycho racist jerkoff cocksmoker, mmmmm pussy, mutiny on the bounty, the kraken
ah yes, the 5 obstructions. today i bring you part 2 of how to shake up your creative flow and push your own boundaries, brought to you by way of the mighty lars von trier (dancer in the dark, dogville etc.). here we see lars pretty much effing (lovingly) with his mentor, jørgen leth, as [...]
Tags: creative flow, dancer in the dark, do or do not there is no try, dogville, experimental flow, go out and grab creativity by the testicles, jorgen leth, lars von trier, prostitutes, push your boundaries, red light district of bombay, sink or swim, the 5 obstructions, the perfect human, torture, yoda
ok, ok, oh-kaaaay, this flick is 10 years old, but god-fucking-damn it rocks. it rocks so hard that that incredible hose-beast called “madonna” could not even destroy its sparkling soul. sigh/argh, unfortunately not the case with mr. ritchie’s latter works… damn you, madonna, how many men must you destroy with yer villainous cooch?!?!?!? (r.i.p. basquiat, [...]
Tags: Basquiat, bermuda triangle, black holes, choppin' it up, courtney love, courtney love is a hoor, cuttin' it down, dennis rodman, gettin' some, guy ritchie, happy independence day, independence day, jason statham, limey gangsta, lock stock and two smoking barrels, Madonna, madonna is a hose-beast, madonna's snatch is the ultimate black hole, Shim Recommends, snatch, stephen hawking, villainous cooch, vinnie jones, warren beatty
Jun 28 2010
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now, i’m not gonna spoiler these all and shit. just suffice it to say that if you can’t smell what these classics are cookin’, well then, as my spirit guide, ned, says: blow it out your ass! (please) first up is the 1946 release of notorious. damn! alfred hitchcock at the wheel, with cary grant, [...]
Tags: alfred hitchcock, angie dickinson, awesome old-timey movies, barbara stanwyck, billy wilder, black and white films, blackmail, blow it out your ass, blu-ray, cary grant, casablanca, classic flicks, claude rains, conrad veidt, dashiell hammett, dean martin, double agents, double indemnity, edward "g-money" robinson, edward robinson, fred macmurray, fuhrer, howard hawks, humphrey bogart, ingrid bergman, international art heist, john huston, john wayne, lauren "hottie" bacall, lauren bacall, luv, mary astor, murder, ned says, noir flicks, notorious, opium, paul henreid, peter lorre, philanthropic nazis, philip marlowe, private dicks, ricky nelson, rio bravo, rio di janeiro, sexy fraud, sidney greenstreet, singing in movies is for little girls, sleazy nazis, smell what the classics are cookin', snuggly nazis, something to do indoors when it hits 100+, spoilers, stumpy, technicolor, the big sleep, the duke, the maltese falcon, walter brennan, westerns, william faulkner
