Archive for the "Weird-Ass Shit" Category

bringing out the dead: scorsese can even make nicolas cage look good

holy fuck, this is a purdy flik. it’s kinda like watching the matrix, where you have to squint your eyes or just flat out pretend that fucking talent-suck keanu reeves has most certainly NOT been cast as the quasi-savior-esque “neo” just to somehow, some way,  enjoy it… ahem. scorsese rocks, despite fucking nicolas cage. filmsmithing. [...]

it burns so good: enter the ghost pepper/bhut jolokia

really, it seems like a “guy thing” but deliciousness iz universal, yo. step up and feel the heat. aaaaaahahhhhhhahahahahh!!!!!!!

how to scare the shit outta yourself in 2 easy steps: el narco and top secret america

holy fucking fuck, ioan grillo has king kong-sized nutz and after reading this i am never, ever going to mexico. EVER! um…seriously? if you were ever concerned that the end of all our freedoms were just around the bend: fear not, my friends, the end is ALREADY HERE. thanks george w. sweet dreams.

blackened heart stew: demdike stare’s elemental

  i’m a touched irked that some of the smoldering nuggets on this deliciously colored vinyl, very limited edition will not be included on the 2 disc cd (later this year) but this drop is just so damn hot; either way you see through the eyes of a killer.   it’s like the soundtrack to [...]

in response to carmen tisch defiling clyfford still

hey carmen, get off the crack.

king of the wild frontier: mark deutsch and his bazantar

Bazantar, techne follows psyche (2007) from Fey Adelstein on Vimeo. ok so i’m a sucker for stuff like this, but WOW! just gorgeous! more here.

cool: umbrella adventure

  looking very cool. love me some hand drawn grey scale. and FREEWARE! could have been 10/10 but fucking win-blows only. argh. mac please. i said NOW!

smoov shimmy’s new music quick picks: kreng, bee mask and richard a. ingram

i just love it when dark music dudes are all “fuck it, let’s get DARK!” well, maybe tim burton should start a modern dance troupe and hire this cat. k-k-k-kreng’s grimoire. a golden shade of black. so you’ve got some fucking nasty ass red hornets/wasps or whatever the fuck they are, dat won’t take NO [...]

the doctor will see you now, mr. freud: the maxx

you know, you probably won’t catch me raving about too many animated titles around the highly sought diet-of-insects forensic/tasting lab-campus/complex, but this, sir/madam, is, the fucking shhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiittt: sam kieth‘s very cool animated version of the maxx. it’s pretty fucking close to the comic, nerdlinger, and the voice characterizations are better than i/you could have imagined; [...]

where do we come from? what are we? where are we going?: the urban cliff revolution by douglas larson et al

occasionally, in my darker moments, i look around at this urban death-maze/concrete prison we have built for ourselves and wonder what the fuck we were thinking to have made living so very unlivable. well it turns out that we are actually little more than what we have evolved into thanks to the (ongoing) undeniable influence [...]